Total Medals Earned: 485 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,610 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete 3 Levels
Complete 5 Levels
Complete 10 Levels
Complete 15 Levels
Complete 20 Levels
Medals Earned: 3/3 (45/45 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy
FUCK
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
who in the right mind would make a joke like that...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!